November 2011
6 posts
SOMETIMES YOU ONLY NEED TO READ THE INTRO →
OLYMPIA, Wash. - What began as a man’s attempt to discipline his child turned into a sordid case of abuse when police say the Washington man forced his 16-year-old daughter to don Renaissance armor and engage in a wooden sword battle for two hours, reports CBS station YELM Seattle…
Two enter, one leaves. Duh.
LET THE RECORD SHOW MY CLIENT IS A PATRIOTS FAN →
That’s proper attire to wear during a mug shot, I tell you what.
THIS DOES NOT SOUND KINKY OR FUN →
This is when you need Carl Weathers to pop up next to you at your arraignment saying “Here we go!” and then, the most insane defense argument ever begins. Let’s see how the “but we play with guns during sex” approach works in vindicating this guy.
SUDDENLY, MEXICAN PRISONS DON'T SOUND THAT BAD →
A sweep of a jail in Mexico turned up a number of surprising guests over the weekend, including 19 prostitutes, two peacocks and 100 fighting roosters, authorities said.