January 2010
19 posts
“His season average from the line is now 6%, which is more like a kind of milk...”
– on This Guy
YOU MIGHT BE A PHONY IF... →
JD Salinger has passed away. ED209 called this one first, but I wanted to give my two cents. ”Catcher in the Rye” was a great story. Unfortunately, when it was assigned as reading in 10th grade, I had the world’s worst student teacher fumbling to smash it into my skull. She had little to no control of the class, and really, the handle was lost when she said the infamous...
WatchA classic example of not thinking things through right here. I like the idea of front-end loader to tip the truck back onto its wheels, but then next part: whoops.
WatchGreat Moments in Golf Cart Failure
WatchThe last days of Conan O’Brien….and the Bugatti Veyron mouse.
I JUST REALIZED
Playoff football starts in one hour. Woot! So, just so I can say this is still kind of a sports blog, here are my predictions:
AFC MATCHUP #1
New York Jets vs Cincinnati Bengals
This game is first on tap. And I hate to say it, but the New York Jets are going to win this game. Sure, the Bengals have cooler uniforms that are from the future, but the Jets have a better defense, and have...
OH, COME ON →
A drunken note leads to a canceled holiday for hundreds aboard a Hawaiian-bound plane. And the worse part: the plane had to return to where it started, which was Oregon. Boo-urns!
Watch“When Love is Terrorism”, a new film opening up in selected cities. Based on the documentary footage from Newark Liberty (Ed’s note: shi**y airport, but the Budweiser bar is okay) taken this past week.
WatchCheating death 3 times in 30 seconds. Yikes!
SO, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR 'TITANIC'... →
Because if it’s one thing we want as an extra feature on a DVD, it’s two giant blue cats humping. I bet they use those animal/plant uplink things!
OH, THIS PLACE AGAIN... →
I nominate this part of the world for “Sucks the Most”. Oil barons to the north, then terrorists, then more terrorists, and finally, pirates. Ethiopia, which is a relatively stable country, gets a bad wrap.
But aside from the fact that this part of the world sucks, you should know what it looks like. And why, you ask? Because this is probably the next country we’ll be...
WHERE ARE THEY ALL GOING TO WORK? THE BASKETBALL... →
Ugh, woman. I understand how your rights were violated— it’s an incredible invasion of privacy. Now, however, you have nine children already, receive both state and federal assistance (welfare), you are unemployed, unmarried, and haven’t finished high school. You’re 35— stop having kids. It’s one thing to abuse the system because you’re lazy, but this...
SEE, THAT'S WHY ARENAS IS SUCH A GOOD DEFENDER →
In the history of the world, I’m sure that two men have drawn guns on each other on/near a basketball court. And I’m sure that at least some of those stand-offs included arguments about gambling debts. As you can see in this clip, sometimes there can be comical results. Now, when the dudes drawing on each other are NBA players (teammates!!), and it happens inside of an NBA locker...
WatchTennessee…could this state be as awesome as Florida?