December 2009
10 posts
LIFE IMITATES AN ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER MOVIE... →
Well, you knew this was coming.  After the most recent attempted attack on Americans by misguided young men practicing a radicalized form of Islam, the TSA has announced that 150 body scanners will be distributed and used in US airports.  No doubt, Farouk1986 (Ed’s note: that’s the blogger handle of this dude, Google it) and his botched underpants bomb prompted this.  It should be...
Dec 31st
SEE? THE JUSTICE SYSTEM WORKS →
Bizarre…but hilarious.  I think the best part of this is that the witness stabbed one of the shoplifters.
Dec 31st
HE'S NOT DRUNK...HE'S JUST FAT, IS ALL →
5”10 230 isn’t THAT obese.  But I have to admit, pulling the fat card because you don’t want to get a DUI…ballsy.  And he got away with it!
Dec 18th
#1, #3, #6, PLEASE →
There are healthier alternatives to that Giant Chug Burger you just ordered…and you can even get them at the same place.  Men’s Health explains, and I salivate.
Dec 18th
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Cash for Clunkers?
Dec 17th
HOW DO YOU FU** THAT UP →
It’s no secret now that Tiger Woods, who was recently named the AP’s Top Athlete of the Decade, is mired in infidelitous muck.  He’s had affairs with over 10 women during his marriage to Elin Nordegren (ed’s note: think “swedish goddess”), with whom he also has 2 kids.  Well, this one will be messy.  You have millions (maybe billions) of people who know who you...
Dec 17th
Dec 15th
IT'LL BE ON EBAY (HINT HINT SECRET SANTA) →
I was not involved in this event, nor am I condoning it.  And let’s hope it wasn’t stolen just for the scrap metal.  HOWEVER.  Suppose you were able to acquire this thing, and attach it to a rock in your back yard… “Who wants a burger?  And did you guys know what happened in my back yard 233 years ago?”
Dec 15th
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I read about this building…apparently, the first 20 floors or so belong to a hotel (Gucci, I believe).  The other 5,000 are condos and offices.
Dec 15th
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