January 27, 2012

12:51 p.m. A Framingham woman was arrested after a traffic stop at on Hartford Street, police said. The woman, 27, was charged with unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, forgery and cited for speeding, police said. She allegedly gave an officer a Brazilian license with her photo taped over the original. She was held on a federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement detainer.

If there’s one thing I know about police and the Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles, it’s that they will not recognize homemade licenses as valid identification.

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The last kick of a fruitless era giving rise to the birth of a dynasty.  This was 10 years ago.

The last kick of a fruitless era giving rise to the birth of a dynasty.  This was 10 years ago.

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CORPORATE INTERESTS AND THE AMERICAN LEGAL SYSTEM IN A NUTSHELL

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November 23, 2011
SOMETIMES YOU ONLY NEED TO READ THE INTRO

OLYMPIA, Wash. - What began as a man’s attempt to discipline his child turned into a sordid case of abuse when police say the Washington man forced his 16-year-old daughter to don Renaissance armor and engage in a wooden sword battle for two hours, reports CBS station YELM Seattle…

Two enter, one leaves.  Duh.

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November 17, 2011
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November 16, 2011

Pro Tip: ALWAYS interview the guy wearing a coonskin hat.

//FLORIDA

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LET THE RECORD SHOW MY CLIENT IS A PATRIOTS FAN

That’s proper attire to wear during a mug shot, I tell you what.

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THIS DOES NOT SOUND KINKY OR FUN

This is when you need Carl Weathers to pop up next to you at your arraignment saying “Here we go!” and then, the most insane defense argument ever begins.  Let’s see how the “but we play with guns during sex” approach works in vindicating this guy.

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November 8, 2011
SUDDENLY, MEXICAN PRISONS DON'T SOUND THAT BAD

A sweep of a jail in Mexico turned up a number of surprising guests over the weekend, including 19 prostitutes, two peacocks and 100 fighting roosters, authorities said.

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October 28, 2011

If you know these guys, you don’t need me to say anything else.  You get it.

If you don’t know these guys…well…you should start at the beginning and work your way to the latest release (which will smash your face into dust).

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