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What’s a more likely story:

1) truck driver falls asleep at wheel, crashes rig on an overpass, causes rig to catch fire

OR….

2) Trucker cut off by black sedan, then attacked by occupants of black sedan who shot his truck and blew it up.

(I say 1)

Portland police said Canterbury swung the Star Wars sabers — one in each hand — at three customers on Dec. 14 at about 9:50 p.m. at the store at 1800 Jantzen Beach Center. He then carried the light sabers outside the store and swung at police. Officers tried to use a Taser to subdue him, but Canterbury successfully deflected one of the wires away.

“…sound tests recorded the wheels screeching over 107 decibels — a level that the National Institute of Occupational Safety and Health says can cause hearing loss, high blood pressure and sleep disorders for those exposed to the racket for more than three minutes a day.”

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OLYMPIA, Wash. - What began as a man’s attempt to discipline his child turned into a sordid case of abuse when police say the Washington man forced his 16-year-old daughter to don Renaissance armor and engage in a wooden sword battle for two hours, reports CBS station YELM Seattle…

Two enter, one leaves.  Duh.